morning porn.


tumblr_lxbsxgF8gt1qezswno1_500my morning troll thru the latest torrents uploads means having to scroll thru hundreds of newly added porn films and clips until i find something that is not porn,and worth downloading, eg the latest ‘gogglebox’ or last ‘educating yorkshire.’

there are many pitfalls of course, typing bbc, in a search for the latest from auntie beeb will of throw up many films reflecting another meaning of the acronym.

titles themselves can be misleading, ‘the angry beavers’ is not a porn film, but ‘lost and found ‘ is; ‘the woodworker and woodturner’ is not but, ‘camp cuddly power-tool massacre’ is.

‘dog catcher’ ‘angry birds’ and ‘bad grandpa’ also sound like they might be but apparently are not.

‘meet the twins’ and ‘mother daughter lesbian lessons’ should clearly not be.

some just make me choke on my morning coffee, my favourite title yesterday had to be ‘mother blows best.’

it has to be pointed out that i am downloading, bbc’s ‘ bees butterflies and blooms’ which almost could have been.